The Name of the Wind Kvothe Meme Funny
kvothe the chandrian are coming. oh my god he has airpods in. he can't hear us. oh my god
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Actual image of Kvothe and Denna singing The Lay of Sir Savien Traliard
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kingkiller fandom are you still alive
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maybe you should go and reread name of the wind then you'll feel better
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KKC interludes be like
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One day, I'll write a paper with this thesis.
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*reads the prologue of The Name of the Wind and just starts crying*
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Headcanon: Willem from the Kingkiller Chronicles books would a huge fan of duolingo as he loves learning languages, and if he lived in our world then he'd make funny captions for memes about the duolingo owl.
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let auri say fuck.jpg
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send me a meme and I will draw a character doing it
Character list:
- Characters from Wolf 359
- Characters from The Good Place
- any Kingkiller Chronicles character
- any mistborn or stormlight archive character (haven't read elantris yet, sorry folks)
- The Crows from Six of Crows
- any LOTF boy
If you have another character idea, send me a source and preferably a reference photo with your meme :3
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Chancellor: tag what you're majoring in/intend on majoring in
Sim: respecting women
Wil: bat man
Kvothe: minecraft
Fela: youtube
Lorren: in the tags guys
Manet: fuckin weed
Mola: W
Devi: Criminal justice and psychology
Basil: i'm terrified that i'll lock myself into an interest that i'll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study i've pursued over my life!
Elodin: minecraft
Auri: minecraft as well
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11. favorite [insert character] quote/s - for Wilem &/or Sim?
this is my absolute favorite quotes from Wil, one of my favorite of the series. I liked making an entire aesthetic around it!!!
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Me, literally the entire time reading KKC: Hoe don't do it
Kvothe: *fucks up for the 163819712 time, risking EVERYTHING and ending up with an even worse reputation*
Me: Oh my god
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Bast: You know, when you said your story would take three days, I thought they were going to be consecutive.
Kote:
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"'Doesn't matter,' Elodin said in an offhand way. 'Kvothe is crap at Interesting Fact.' I scowled as loudly as I could. 'Fine,' Elodin said. 'Tell me what you have.' 'According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly,' I said. 'Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground--'"
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Hi for the ship thing and headcanons, please do jolex 🥰
Who is a night owl:
dont get me wrong, they both most definitely will stay up late together or both pass out before 9pm on a Friday night, but some days when the depression hits, its jsut different and Jo is definitely more of the night owl. Alex is more of a morning person and Jo would rather sleep like the dead.
Who is a morning person:
as we've discovered, more so Alex esp when they have kiddos. Alex is the one to get up with them early and let Jo sleep, he makes breakfast with the kids' help and keeps their room quiet for jo to get some extra sleep but will unleash their evil spawns when he deems she's slept in long enough.
Are they cuddlers:
some days, yes, mostly. jo definitely loves the affection from someone who genuinely loves and wants her back. but there are days where she literally is like "do not come near me with your (temperature) hot body Alexander Michael Karev, you are a heater and I am already too warm"
Who is the big spoon and who is the little spoon:
Alex is def the big spoon. Jo likes cuddling into him because sh feels safe, he feels like home. but she def has big spooned him too it's a 50/50 relationship we have equal roles people
What is their favourite sleeping position:
no lie, both spread out like starfish in their bed.
Who steals all the blankets:
Jo. Alex is a space heater and doesnt need blankets she freezes and likes being snuggled up and warm
What they wear to bed:
I mean some nights, nothing, but like jo def loves Alex's old Iowa state shirts or his wrestling shirts from HS that smell like him. an old worn in t-shirt, anything with a pair of booty shorts or his boxers even. and Alex will just wear a t-shirt and boxers or flannels in the winter.
Who likes seeing the other wearing their t-shirt:
Alex wholeheartedly loves when jo wears his shirts unless its his favorite flannel and she steals it "come on, jo. you know that's my favorite one. I wear it all the time." its exactly why she takes it.
Who falls asleep mid-conversation:
jo, unintentionally. sometimes the insomnia hits and she won't have slept for a couple days so when life catches back up to her she will fall asleep randomly. even more so while pregnant and right after their daughter is born. she just "night night Josephine"
Who wakes up in the middle of the night with nightmares:
they both have their fair share of horrid nightmares. Alex's deal a lot with his trauma of growing up. his mom pulling various knives on his siblings and dad attacking them. even nightmares of jo leaving him like Izzie did and he wakes up without her.
jo's are terrifying as well. she dreams that Paul's death was just an illusion and that hes still out there and he'll still come and get her. she wakes up drenched in a cold sweat and Alex holds her and they pull up his death certificate on the gsm database to prove it. she also has nightmares about being abandoned again. dreams of herself as a baby, dreams of her mother leaving her at that firestation. horrid nightmares. and Alex just holds her. she also has many nightmares about Alex abandoning her too just like her mother abandoned her but he's never done that he's always there when she wakes up and everything is okay again
Who accidentally punched the other in their sleep:
jo is an absolute horrible bed partner. she does NOT sleep still. she will move around so much during sleep its dangerous. yes, Alex did wake up with a bruise across his cheek one night from an elbow to the face...
Who can't keep their hands to themself:
both of them. theyre notorious horndogs no autocorrect they are not corndogs please stop correcting me when you're wrong
and just because, im throwing in the parenting meme one too bc my heart melts
packs the lunches
Alex. he gets up with the kids in the mornings and also we do not trust jo to make their children food. she'd feed them boxed Mac n cheese and take out the entirety of their lives. and while they love that and Alex wouldn't care if it was jsut them, their kids need real food. he packs them lunchables and uncrustables but at least its a little more of a variety.
blows raspberries while cuddling
jo, more so. they both do, but jo LOVES a good chunky baby belly she can blow raspberries onto. and yes she leaves maroon lipstick marks on chubby cheeks and bellies.
is the tickle monster
Alex. and she runs to mommy to save her from daddy! "oh, now you want mommy, huh? as soon as daddy is the tickle monster all you want is mommy? not when I wanted cuddles, or we picked you up from daycare or I dont know, I gave birth to you and wanted snuggles you cry and want daddy but now hes the tickle monster you want me?" and jo scoops her up and tries saving her but ultimately they lose and get attacked in their very large bed by the tickle monster.
gives life lesson speeches
they both do just depending on the situations.
when the girls start dating, jo sits them all down separately, and explains to them a bit of her past. letting them know that no man should ever lay hands on them. she teaches them how to defend themselves and Alex ofc shows them in example how women should be treated. Alex makes it clear that if a guy or girl ever should treat his daughters or his son in any other way than he treats jo, that he needs to know and gOD forbiD one of them lay a finger on one of his children there WILL be hell to pay. jo obviously consoles him in front of her children but tells him "u already have a record. if anyone lays hands on our children I will be putting them in the ground not you"
kisses the boo-boos
Alex he is a pushover and 100% makes sure all boo-boos are kissed and even when the kids are way too old for having their boo-boos kissed, he makes sure the bandaids that are no longer avengers or dinosaur or unicorn or princess themed, have been properly kissed. even through protests of "dad, im not five anymore I dont need my bandaids kissed" "how do you expect them to heal, then, CJ? you're my most clumsy kid, and I have had to kiss all your boo-boos and never once have I not. thats why you're still in once piece"
breaks the bad news
jo makes Alex do it most times. she claims she's the fun parent and tries to stay the fun parent by making Alex break bad news like "we cannot get another dog" she blames it on Alex but then brings home a puppy the following week.
joins the PTA
listen. LISTEN. when Greyson started big kid school, in kindergarten, they placed her in private school to give her everything they didnt have growing up. jo was determined to make sure she gave her daughter everything made sure she felt loved and was spoiled it was terrible. so jo, of course, sent her to Seattle Elementary academy and was not paying attention when she signed some forms signing up to be in the PTA. she loathed it so much and "Alex im sorry I cant do this. I know we wanted to give Gracie everything we didnt have growing up but I cant take it I cant take the private school. the volunteer hours the strict dress code violations? she is FIVE. I also have to volunteer FORTY HOURS this year alone. no! I am a surgeon, a mother of two and im pregnant! I do not have time for this! all these PTA moms are stay at home moms who have nothing better to do than gossip about their neighbors and drink wine. and I swear to god if I have to hear about Jessica's fucking essential oils pyramid scheme one more time I will shove those oils so far up her a––" "Jo! Look, Ali, mommy's here!" Alex interrupts her just in time. he doesnt blame her. those private school moms are quiet the handful. every time, one of them has the nerve to hit on him. "and I swear, if one more of those moms hits on you in front of me, im going to backhand her with my engagement ring on. no hate to most of them, but theyre too much" they end up ending Gracie, and Ali and the rest of the kids to public school just like they had grown up in and did just fine.
crashes sleepovers with embarrassing stories
oh one hundred and ten percent Alexander Michael Karev. he will find any moment to break out embarrassing stories and photos. hell, even when Zola, Bailey, ellis, Sofia, Harriet, scout, any of the bunch come over he'll embarrass them too!
gives the crazy nicknames
not really either of them (that ive figured out in the moment) (the kkc kids do not have crazy nicknames yet) (we jsut have Gracie for Greyson, Ali for Alice, and CJ for Cristina Jo. Alexis goes by Sissy because of Alexis and Alexa and Eli usually goes by bubba seeing as how that's what the twins have called each other growing up with Izzie and that stuck)
thank you so much for these! I loved loved loved doing them! even threw in some KKC universe things so if yall have questions about that feel free to ask I will share! tho there is yet to have a fic out about them yet… its been a bit difficult with writers block /:
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Muse Musings
Favorite Outfit: She often dresses up, so she likes to wear slacks and loose shirts the most.
Favorite Food: Strawberries, but she is far from a picky eater. She loves trying new foods.
Favorite Beverage: Hot Chocolate
Favorite Shows/Films: If she were in modern times, I think she would like shows and movies that subvert tropes (as she is a subversion of a trope herself, simply by being a fleshed out character instead of a random love interest) Also, she loves Leverage because she high key relates (she is technically a criminal who preys on people's misconceptions of her and then exploits them)
What my muse wears to work: She wears nice dresses, different styles for different occasions. She's basically always working as a result of her job.
What my muse wears when relaxing: She doesn't have many extra clothes, so she generally will wear one of her shifts.
What my muse wears while going to bed: I want to say nothing, but she's more prepared than that. She's always ready to leave at a moment's notice
Any pets?: No, but she wants a cat
Family?: None she is in contact with
Favorite thing(s) to do: Play music
Anything your muse has wanted to do but hasn't?: Find a home
Any unrequited feelings?: She thinks her feelings are unrequited…
Where you can see your muse in ten years: I hope she's happy but she probably won't be, unfortunately
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